Mummy test

A woman was out walking with her then 4 year old daughter.

The four year old picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

Mum said, "Don't do that".

Miss 4 asked, "Why ?".

"Because it's been laying outside, it's dirty and covered in germs".

Miss 4 said, "WOW! how do you know all this stuff ?."

"Uh,---Um, it's on the mummy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mummy."

"Oh!"

They walked along in silence for two or three minutes and miss 4 was evidently pondering this new information. "I GET IT!" she cried.

"Then if you fail, you have to be the daddy."

Rick.