Political correctness

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How to speak about women and be politically correct.

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK...

She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER...

She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY...

She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSABLE.

4. She is not DUMB...

She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She is not an AIRHEAD....

She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

6. She does not get DRUNK...

She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

7. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS...

SHE is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

8. She does not NAG YOU...

She becomes VERBALLY REPETATIVE.

9. SHE does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS...

She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

The above is not necessarily my opinion.

Rick.