A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng

Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop

The driver said:

“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”

Pasengr apologized n said:

“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”

Driver replied:

“Sory, it’s nt ur fault

its my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-)

When you are dead in your coffin, what would you like people to say about you as they pay their last respects?

"Look!! He's moving!"

Some friends of mine have a differently-abled son. He drives a hearse (among other vehicles) for a cemetery. But his communication skills aren't the greatest.

So one day he's telling his mom about his day, and giving a "Mr. Jones" a ride from the hospital. His mom doesn't realize he's talking about a corpse...

"So what did you two talk about on the way home?"

I saw a picture of the epitaph on a tombstone once. It read "I told you I was sick."

I thought it was pretty funny.

That is a good one. Another one I saw said rather creepily:

as you are now I once was

as am now you shall be...