apple patent(pg 18)

bill goes into the patent office.

bill-" i want to patent my apple"

patent guy-" what's so special about your apple?"

bill-" it taste like p#ssy"

patent guy- "get out!!"

bill- " yea, take a bite"

guy takes a bite and spits it out-"yeck, taste like Sh#t!!"

bill-" turn it over"