Only a Aussie man can make you feel like a woman ......

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and

Things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to

die,'

she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last

minutes on

earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me

feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman

in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the

rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,

one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

WOAH....^^^^^^^^^^What was that, SPAMMER????