Two Irish lads had been out, shacking up with their girlfriends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess.

He went into the confessional booth and told the priest, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed fornication with a lady. Please forgive me".

The Father said, "Tell me who the lady was".

The young man said he couldn't do that and the priest said he couldn't grant him forgiveness unless he did.

"Was it Mollie O'Grady?' asked the Father.

"No".

"Was it Rosie Kelly?".

"no".

Was it that little red headed wench Tessie O'Malley?'.

"No".

"Well then", said the Father, "You'll not be forgiven".

When the young man met his friend outside, the friend asked, "So, did you find forgiveness?".

"no", said the other, "but I picked up three good prospects".

Rick.

thats great...