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An Irishman and a Scottish lass were having sex.

"Cor, ... that wasn't very good", remarked the Scottish lass, "Aren't Irish men supposed to be thick?".

Irish replied, "Aren't Scots supposed to be tight?".

Why did the New Zealander invent velcro?.

Because the sheep had learned to recognise the sound of a Zip.

Why do New Zealand horses run so fast?.

Because they've seen what New Zealanders do to the sheep.

How do you confuse an archeologist?.

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

Confucious say;

Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

An old married couple are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the old lady bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her bathrobe and yells, "SUPER PUS*Y".

The old man replies, "I'll have the soup".

(Think about it).

Rick.

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