Just for "Our Bill".

The doctor placed his stethoscope on the young woman's chest and said, "Big breaths, my dear".

The girl smiled and said, "Yeth, .. and I'm only thixteen".

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A quiz show on T.V. had a contestant from Arkansas who was asked to complete the sentence, "Old Macdonald had a ..."

The man from Arkansas yelled, "FARM !!!".

The compere said, "Great, well done, .... now spell it".

The man from Arkansas thought for a few seconds, then answered, "E.I.E.I.O.".

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It was the first time "Our Bill" had bought an airline ticket.

He walked up to the ticketing desk and said, "I'd like a return ticket please".

"Where to?", asked the ticket officer.

"Or Bill" replied, "To here !!".

Rick.

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