Indian Toilet Paper

An Indian walked into a trading post and asked for toilet paper.

The clerk asked if he would like No Name, Charmin or White Cloud.

"White Cloud sounds like a good Indian toilet paper", said the Indian, "How much is it?".

"$1.oo a roll", said the clerk.

"That seems pretty expensive", responds the Indian. "What about the others?".

"Charmin is $2.oo a roll and No Name is 50 cents a roll".

The Indian didn't have much money so he opted for No Name. Within a few hours, he was back at the trading post.

"I have a name for the No Name toilet paper", he said to the clerk. "We should call it John Wayne".

"Why?" asked the confused clerk.

"Because it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap of an Indian".