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Being very concerned about his wif'e hearing problem, Enrique went to see the family doctor and said, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time I say something, in fact, I often have to repeat things over and over again".

"Well", the doctor replied, "Go home and tonight stand about fifteen feet from her and say something. If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing it so we can get an idea about the severity of her deafness".

Sure enough, Enrique goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about fifteen feet from his wife in the kitchen and as she's chopping some vegetables, he says, "Honey, what's for dinner?'.

He gets no response.

He moves about five feet closer and says, "Honey, ... what's for dinner?".

Still no reply.

He gets fed up and moves right behind her, a few inches away and says, "Honey, .. what's for dinner?".

Turning to face him she says, "FOR THE FOURTH BLOODY TIME ENRIQUE, VEGETABLE STEW !!!!!!".

Think about it.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

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