Cockroaches will appreciate this one.

A quizz show on telly had a contestant from Queensland who was asked to complete the following sentence;

"Old Mcdonald had a ................."

The Queenslander yelled out "FARM".

The compere said, "Great, well done, now spell it".

The Queenslander said ........."E-I-E-I-O".

At last, we have an answer to the age old question:

A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's beak and the egg is frowning and looking rather pissed off. The egg mutters to itself;

"Well, I guess we answered THAT question".

Heh, heh, I like this one;

Two old ladies are sitting in a park when a flasher walks up, yanks open his raincoat and exposes himself to them.

This is an enormous shock to the old ladies and one of them has a stroke right away!. the other one couldn't quite reach.

Two nuns were cycling down a cobblestone street. The first one says;

"I haven't come this way before".

The second one says;

"I know, it's the cobblestones".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

ha ha love the last two. rick you dirty bugger