it's always darkest before dawn. so if your going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, thats the time to do it.

intercourse is like air. its not important unless you aren't getting any. No one is listnening until you fart.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side & a dark side and it holds the universe together.

My brother and I are fond of our redneck zen mantra:

In order to be one with everything in the Universe, one must have first owned one of everything in the Universe.

marty

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