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Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.

Conjugal visits can sometimes be arranged as brief, out-of-prison furloughs. The first meetings for marital consummation are usually arranged within one (1) week of the marriage, and visits can last for up to four (4) days. How long the marriage lasts, however, is up to you.

Ah...dream girl

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Yeah, "The naggin stops when the bars slam shut!" LOL

Look at these convictions! ROFLROFL

armed robbery, grand larceny, auto theft and arson.

Tried to kill my old man when he was sleeping but he beat me

something bad.

Contributing to the delinquency of a minor, kidnapping, taking a minor

across states lines for the purpose of prostitution, and murder 1.

Sad part is this ones actualy HOT, with a likely story :rolleyes:

Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person.

And this one has the nerve :dead:

I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm

done for life. Lets chat!

Who needs The Mall, when you got The Pen.

~Z~

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Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.

Conjugal visits can sometimes be arranged as brief, out-of-prison furloughs. The first meetings for marital consummation are usually arranged within one (1) week of the marriage, and visits can last for up to four (4) days. How long the marriage lasts, however, is up to you.

Ah...dream girl

hey bigoak, sounds like your talking from experience.LOL

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Wife....you have to marry her to get with her....I got a friend that might need this service.

dang, i knew there was a catch to it.:cry:

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