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My Favorite car quote is in my Sig LOL

I'm sure you mean Mort Sahl rather than Sal. He, Murray Roman, and Lenny Bruce were among my favorite comedians back in the day. They were really more like humorists or liberal social critics/satirists than comedians. Lenny died in the sixties (drugs), Murray Roman died in the seventies (car crash) but Mort Sahl is still with us, last I heard.

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I'm sure you mean Mort Sahl rather than Sal. He, Murray Roman, and Lenny Bruce were among my favorite comedians back in the day. They were really more like humorists or liberal social critics/satirists than comedians. Lenny died in the sixties (drugs), Murray Roman died in the seventies (car crash) but Mort Sahl is still with us, last I heard.

Stupid Typos :stupid:

Thanx for pointing that out

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Stumbled across this old thread while doing a search and had to wake it up again. Two of my favorites

Quote "If you don't start no sh!t, there wont be none" My dear old dad.

Quote "No matter how hot she is or sweet she looks, some guy, some where, is sick of her sh!t" Unknown Genius.

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"I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast...." - Shooter

"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast...?!" - Happy

"... n n n n ... NO" - Shooter

That's a good one. I had a similar exchange with my boss about 15 years ago:

Him: "I really chewed him a new asshole."

Me: "You put your MOUTH on his arse?"

I was getting ready to quit...

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All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is just a few of my favorite Steve Wright Quotes.

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"Never grab ahold of anything you can't let go of "

Reminds me of one of my favorite job related quotes. "When considering a job change, never violate the first rule of wing walking: Don't let go to what you've got, till you grab hold onto something else".

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When trouble troubles me, I trouble trouble........................Unknown.

49% of the people in the world are of below average intelligence. That’s mine, so if anyone wants to use it, it will cost a nickel, at least the first three times, unless I get the credit

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Democracy is in trouble when "The number of people who work for a living are outnumbered by the number of people who vote for a living".

"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what is for supper." -Ben Franklin

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Desperate people do desperate things in desperate situations.

Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen.

Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.

Nothing draws attention like gunfire.

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

Once you get inside a Z, a Z will get inside of you.

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